i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
(Source: twelvefootmountaintroll)
My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for.
This is actually the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day
(Source: enochnochjoke)
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
